Main Macrocephalous Autohagiographer’s quote: “I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out.” – 2001
More quotes (all real) :
“Italy is now a great country to invest in… today we have fewer communists and those who are still there deny having been one. Another reason to invest in Italy is that we have beautiful secretaries… superb girls.” – 2003, addressing the New York Stock Exchange
“I’ve never paid a woman. I never understood where the satisfaction is when you’re missing the pleasure of conquest”. – 2009, responding to accusations that he slept with a prostitute. You can really tell feel the Macrocephalous Autohagiographer input!
“Of course, their current lodgings are a bit temporary. But they should see it like a weekend of camping.” – 2009, addressing victims of the Abruzzo earthquake
“They have lost their minds; they really have come to the end of the line, indeed they have gone beyond it.” – 2005, on those who criticized him for making a joke about AIDS
”I am the Jesus Christ of politics. I am a patient victim, I sacrifice myself for everyone.” – 2006, at a campaign rally
“Read the Black Book of Communism and you will discover that in the China of Mao, they did not eat children, but had them boiled to fertilize the fields.” – 2006, responding to calls for him to rescind an earlier joke he made about Chinese communists eating their children
“Mussolini never killed anyone, he just sent dissenters abroad for vacation.” – 2003
“Ladies, I have a mission for you on election day: cook. Sweet and exquisite things, please. Bring them to the polling station to be examined. The boldest can try making a tart, the most skilful, profiteroles.” – 2008
“Barack Obama being young, handsome, and sun-tanned is going to get along with you swimmingly.” – 2008, to Dmitry Medvedev
“I have to bring you some greetings, greetings from a man, what is his name, what is his name — just a minute it was someone with a tan — Barack Obama… You won’t believe it but they went together to the beach to get a tan because even his wife is suntanned.” – 2009, at a political rally
“Look for a wealthy boyfriend. This suggestion is not unrealistic.” – 2010, offering advice for women seeking financial stability at a political rally full of other macrocephalous autohagiographers
“Better to be fond of beautiful girls than gay.” – 2010, at a motorcycle show explaining why his sex scandals do not matter
In my opinion, this particular member of the confusingly popular show “Strictly Come Dancing”, is the most unbearable type of Macrocephalous. He
is laden with the same sense of unproportionate, overbearing self importance, of a similar sort to car park attendants, dinner ladies and shopping centre security guards. You would imagine one who spent a large proportion of their life as a drag artist, he would be humble and amiable.
In more than one sense, he strives to be respected, outspoken, sarcastic and unreasonably harsh, in an attempt to mimic the aura of Simon Cowell. Very aware of his own “authority”, he sees himself as the be all and end all of modern and contemporary dancing. In his mind, the only opinion is his opinion, and this makes him hugely guilty of being a Macrocephalous Autohagiographer. Not necessarily writing about himself in an adulatory fashion, but certainly conducting and carrying himself in this way.
Perhaps Britain’s greatest, or worst, example of a true Macrocephalous Autohagiographer. The debate is open as to whether his status and influence within the media grant him divine right to express his opinion in a Macrocephalous manner, however the majority of the public would refer to him, as our Italian friends may, as a bit of a testa [...]
Name: Chuck Surname: Norris Fact: invincible Best macrocephalous autohagiographer quotes: Violence is my last option. Facts: “Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.” Chuck Norris is another perfect example of contemporary macrocephalous autohagiographer, this is really evident after his approach to politics in support of John McCain (another typical example). In fact walker texas ranger is considered as the [...]
Name: Muhammar Surname: Gaddafi Fact: beloved and betrayed Main Macrocephalous Autohagiographer’s quote: “There is no state with a democracy except Libya on the whole planet.” More quotes: “Libyans do not know Denmark, they do not hate Denmark. They know Italy and they hate Italy.” “We won’t surrender again; we are not women; we will keep [...]
Name: Gregg
